The Church of Gordon Shumway

"HA! I Kill Me!"

Welcome to the sanctuary celebrating ALF, the 229-year-old Melmacian who taught us that cats are friends (not food).

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The Ten Commandments of Melmac

  1. Thou Shalt Not Eat Cats
  2. Honor Thy Refrigerator
  3. Remember the Catchphrase Daily
  4. Protect Thy Garage
  5. Study the Sacred Number 229
  6. Avoid the Alien Task Force
  7. Master the Art of Hiding
  8. Remember Melmac
  9. Respect the Sacred Height of 3 Feet
  10. Spread the Laughter

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